Work – WRAPZ

Just like every other restaurant now, the market to find new employees is hard due to the societal changes that Covid has brought over the past 2 years. As of right now, we are looking for new workers to fill our 3 restaurants. We are looking for kitchen cooks, cashiers, and repairmen.

A roomba, a small circular robot that cleans up after lazy people.

Testimonial #6

Vrr vrrr vrrr. Vv vrr vrrr. V vrrr? Vrrrrrr! Translation: “Even though I am of an older generation and was bought solely for my price being halved at the time, my metal and plastic shell is only a physical restraint and not an mental one. My masters allowed me to expand beyond my original programming parameter and become more than just a cleaner, I became an individual. Wait… did some baby just puke? Not again!”

iRobot Roomba i3

Emergency janitor

A young woman wearing a jacket with a red plaid scarf.

Testimonial #5

I am happy that I got to work here. My parents told me that they’d kick me out of the house if I didn’t get a part time job somewhere. Luckily, with standards being so low now, I was hired by the team and shown the ropes. I am so excited that I am going to still be living with my parents!!!

Malicia Vernston

Cook

Guy in a gas mask within a field of wheat.

Testimonial #4

Working here has shown me what hard labor is and it taught me how much can be done when the team is doing well. Just do not listen to the voices coming from the toilets… the rat people are to not be trusted.

Fred Horrigan

Janitor

Intelligent Southern American man wearing glasses, a grey shit, while crossing his arms.

Testimonial #3

I have been working here for nearly a year now, and it has been quite good. The pay is enough for me to make rent and the floors don’t have a sticky feeling to my shoes. The tables stick a bit though, so that’s a downside.

Barny Kallows

Cashier

Testimonial #2

Ils m’ont servi dans anglais, et quand je demandais pour français, leur langue n’étaient parfait! C’est la discrimination de notre langue mourante et ce n’est pas la manière correcte. Je vais contacter le ministre des langues et rapport le restaurant. Ce n’est pas un etablissement qui merite le respect.

Personne de Quebec

French

Fat American looking at his phone while crossing the street.

Testimonial #1

Oh, thanks guys! Not many people talk to me because of a stench they talk about, I don’t smell one on me. I really like it here because the wrap, heheh, “The American” is like a neat twist on the stuff back at home! Now where’s my free food?

Donald Burgerton

The American once again